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مجموعة نكات للمسن بالانجليزي للي يحب يعمل في ماسنجرة كلام انجليزي من هنا استفد طبعاً وتميز عن الاخرين بكل ابداع
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz we will stay like this ????

-No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.

-Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts !

-If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever

-To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

-DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT

-When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you
*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you
*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you
*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

-Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop

-A Memory Lasts 4eVeR Never Does it Die True Friends Stay together And Never Say Goodbye

-Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

-If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips

-If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart

-Don't settle 4 the one you Can Live with...wait 4 the one you Can't Live Without

-Nothing is more painful Then Realizing He Meant everything 2 u,& u MenT nothing 2 Him

-Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you


اولا ً : cool names

1- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
3- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
4- A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
5- Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
6- Gold-Lust!
7- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
8- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
11- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
12- Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
13- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
14- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
15- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
16- The higher you are, the farther you fall
17- Dont steal, the government hates competition
18- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
19- Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
20- I fear no man, I've got a gun.
21- -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
22- {Straight Outta Compton}
23- MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
24- Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
25- Save water, Drink beer.
26- Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
27- IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
28- I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
29- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
30- I bent my wookie.
31- Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
32- -={Rule Breaker}=-
33- [Large and in charge]
34- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
35- Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
36- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
37- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
38- There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
39- ==HellRaiser==
40-Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
41- (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
42- God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
43- If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
44- Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
45- Born 2 XLR-8
46- -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
47- My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
48- Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
49- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
50- -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
51- A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
52- Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
53- (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
54- I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
55- × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
56- [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
57- I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
58- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
59- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
60- IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!


ثانيًا : cutes girl

1- I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
2- Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
3- Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
4- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
5- a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
6- God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
7- When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
8- I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
9- Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
10- A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
11- Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
12- I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl




ثالثًا : funny names

1- I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
2- I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
3- There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
4- I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
5- Dain Bramaged.
6- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
7- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
8- >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
9- Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
10- [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
11- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
12- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
13- [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
14- -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
15- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
16- [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
17- Dont steal, the government hates competition!
18- Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
19- Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
20- [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2
21- My cat's name is mittens!
22- Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
23- Act your age, not your shoe size!
24- God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
25- ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
26- Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
27- You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
28- You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
29- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
30- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
31- I'm knot dumb!
32- My door is always open so feel free to leave
33- This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.>>>>>>>> نك نيمي
34- Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
35- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
36- I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
37- I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
38- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
39- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
40- Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
41- You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
42- I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
43- Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
44- (roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(
45- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
46- Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
47- Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad
48- God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
49- Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
50- If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
51- In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
52- I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
53- I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
54- DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
55- Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
56- Be kool.. Dont go to school
57- Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
58- It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
59- Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!


رابعًا : love names

1- (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
2- Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
3- I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
4- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
5- My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
6- When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
7- Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
8- To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
9- If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
10- Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
11- Love is available here at 100% discount.
12- Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
13- My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
14- GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
15- * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
16- You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
17- Loving you makes life worth it
18- When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
19- ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
20-You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
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